The Guide To Surviving The Average World

For the Overly Imaginative, Highly Delusional and Slightly Psychotic.

Do you ever feel like you don’t want your favourite actor/actress/band/singer to actually become famous because other people will know about them and don’t deserve to worship them like you do or won’t appreciate them properly.

Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

teatimewithalice:

So you know how the Shia LeBeouf thing is going around

well I thought to my self

“what if I search Benedict Cumberbatch? “

I mostly got rants and 5 second things of him saying something 

Then

I got to this

someone explain this so me

am I missing a reference to something ?

or …

And they think metal is satanic?

I’m going to have nightmares about this…

(via geothebio)

1 day ago - 6536

hiddleshiddles:

WHOOHOO! It’s giveaway time in honor of 300 followers! Up for grabs is this set of 6 Loki/Thor inspired buttons hand pressed by PeppersPins. They are each 2 inches wide and includes such glories as:

“Loki’s Army”

“Bag of Cats”

“Made to be Ruled”

“Mewling Quim”

“Shakespeare in the park presents: Doth mother know you weareth her drapes? Verily! Ehehehe!”

“Mew Mew”

And now for the rules and guidelines:

1. To enter, either like and/or reblog this post. You can do both for a total of 2 entries per person. You do not have to be a follower to enter.

2. Giveaway ends on Friday, June 1st, 2012 at 11:59pm -6:00 GMT Central time. I will purchase and have the shop ship the prizes directly to the winner. Giveaway is open internationally.

3. The winner will be randomly selected via a generator. Screencap will be provided and posted on Sunday, June 3rd, 2012. Winners will be contacted via Ask Box, so please have those turned on. If the winner does not respond in 3 days from the winning post, a new recipient will be chosen.

More Loki/Hiddles giveaways are planned for the future in honor of my followers and fellow Hiddlestoners.

(via reducto1)


39/100 pictures of Daniel Radcliffe



He looks like a Gringotts Goblin

39/100 pictures of Daniel Radcliffe

He looks like a Gringotts Goblin

(via mycroftsmuffins)

thescienceofjohnlock:

superfizz:

ANON requested: ’Speaking of RDJxHimself… Sherlock Holmes & Tony Stark? :D’

But but what about John, Sherlock???

(via qualitybloggingisnotmydivision)

doctorwho:

Probably their cheekbones.

(Source: inspectahradio, via mycroftsmuffins)

murrehtrishoos:

genuinelycornflakes:

genuinelycornflakes:

genuinelycornflakes:

philsoncoulip:

what was up with Andrew’s bowtie tonight.

it looks sad

is that a regular tie

that is a regular tie 

tied up

as a bow tie

oh my god andrew

did you fucking wear a regular tie

and then get embarrassed when everyone else was wearing a bowtie

and try to fix it

He’s SOOO CHANGEABLE!

(via melodicalmelody)

We watched it together for the first time, he hadn’t seen it. So we watched it together for the first time and I punched him afterwards.

Amanda Abbington, on watching Reichenbach Falls with Martin Freeman.

Baker Street Babes Podcast

(via voldemortcrazed)

(via afghanistan--or--iraq)

arteedus:

Benedict Cumberbatch & Matt Smith present the Special Award to Steven Moffat at the BAFTA Awards - May 27, 2012 [x]

(via sociopathicgodofmischief)

albuspercivalwulfric:

detectivewho replied to your post: karengillanshair replied to your post:…

that could work!

I’ll have to look into the 3M things to see what I could buy for it and then I’ll see about buying them.

(ps. I like that you went to the effort of drawing me a diagram omg aw)

What about the door?

smiles-for-everyone:

We sure are cute. For two ugly people

smiles-for-everyone:

We sure are cute. For two ugly people

(via sew-the-little-buttons)

goretrait:

can we all just take a second to appreciate the fact spiders can’t fly

(via iminlovewithryanross)

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Are you shitting me?

Holy shit, I haven’t heard this song in years, I used to fucking love this shit.

(via albuspercivalwulfric)

2 days ago - 9
glenbulb:

lublintodublin:

I’m sorry, I haven’t seen this before either! What?! Oh god look at your slightly mad two toned hair. Oh good grief. What if I actually die of Benedict? How will they write it on the death certificate? 
LOOK AT YOU.

Never ever change charming Benny



Just stop it, stop it okay? Stop it with your face and your hair and just you. It’s killing me, my ovaries are dying. They’re dead. I can’t have your children now because they’re dead. So stop it, you’re going to kill off the human race with your face.

glenbulb:

lublintodublin:

I’m sorry, I haven’t seen this before either! What?! Oh god look at your slightly mad two toned hair. Oh good grief. What if I actually die of Benedict? How will they write it on the death certificate? 

LOOK AT YOU.

Never ever change charming Benny

Just stop it, stop it okay? Stop it with your face and your hair and just you. It’s killing me, my ovaries are dying. They’re dead. I can’t have your children now because they’re dead. So stop it, you’re going to kill off the human race with your face.

(Source: professionalblunder, via moritarties)